Thursday, 31 May, 2007

Mix Jokes

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..

Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs.
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough!
No one has ever complained of a parachute not
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children !


funny questions & answers
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

Anoth! er solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney


Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas

Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Want one more...

Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans !!!!!!



Anonymous said...

Hi, just went through your blog full of jokes. Good work. I really likes that Luv and Kush one.
And the so many answers for the cigarette lighter. Continue to post jokes.

Anonymous said...

Good One BRO!!

freak said...

I enjoyed lighter and opener one's most

Anonymous said...

Hi, I really enjoyed the jokes please create some more jokes. And make it sure that the jokes are sweet and short to enjoy.

Anonymous said...

This will be the last time I read this (not actually)

Because I will die laughing !

These jokes are soo funny

Oh my god ! My friend and I who are in Australia really are such joke enthusasts we loved this

Hope to see more coming up !

juan said...

hey dudes i love all the jokes man
i know luv is blind

juan said...

hey guys nice jokes man

Monika_netfun said...

Hehe :)) Good one. Thank for sharing

NMK said...

Hey man, this is fantastic should be rewarded cos ur doing a great job. Releasing stress....i really enjoy the jokes. keep going

Anonymous said...

Amazing This jokes are really funny and I just cant stay away laughing. Hope to see more jokes like this.

Anonymous said...


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