Thursday 31 May 2007

Bihari Jokes

Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam Instructions


1) Read each question carefully
2) Answer all questions.
3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
4) Begin immediately.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY.

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic.

5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

9. Give the spellings of Bush, Carter and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? (a) Earth (b) Moon (c) Sun (d) Sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) Yes (b) No

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three-storey building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tum log Bihariyau ka khub majak udaate ho kyon?

Anonymous said...

Q ki sardar ke baad bihari aate hain...

Anonymous said...

has anybody seen bihar board paper?
i am sure that any cbse student who is getting 80% marks, will not get more than 60% marks

Anonymous said...

who cares !..

I mean a joke is a joke and should be taken lightly.

Biharis are smelly, good for nothing people anyways. why bother!!1!

Anonymous said...

kyoki india's 1st president was a bihari n most IPS,IAS,IIT's are bihari so jalne walo jalo,bihari to tarakki karenge........

rajeev ranjan said...

bihar wo pawan jameen hai jahan gautam bhudha,mahavir bhagwan,ganga ma,duniya ka pahla university(magadh )aur sakron tirth aasthan hai.itne pap hone ke bawjood bi agar dharti tiki hui hai to sirf aur sirf bihar ke karan.
sab ko sukh aur samridhi mile.thanks

Anonymous said...

the logical reason behind such hatred for biharis is that we biharis dont have much work opportunity in our state so v r alws moving out into other states for jobs or education. and thereby the people living there come to knw our unique culture and way ofliving. nw as an indian every indian is uncomfortable in different proportion towards a culture or belief which is nt their own. and so biharis r loathed everywhere. bt yes we do come out as champions.

Anonymous said...

**** bihar always rocks****
entire of the ancient history of india speaks of bihar. bihar was the richest and extraordinary state that time. magdha(the then bihar) has produced the most efficient hindu rulers. right from chandragupta maurya to sher shah suri. including ashoka the great-the greatest indian emporor. be it mahatma buddha, mahavir jee,mahatama gandhi most of great indian personalities have had a relationship with this blessed soil. as far as i see in maximum engineering colleges biharis rock.
they have always been better then the rest. bihar is poor today because after being eeaten up by the britisher for 190 years it had been subject to one extremely currupt politition who ate the state for the next 15 years or so.
if nitish sarkar continews, inshah-allah bihar will be what it used to be.

Anonymous said...

I am not a bihari, but happen to know a few friends who are so and i think most biharis are very sweet and innocent and nice people, and they happen to bring a smile on people's face, which is a great cause, these jokes are impossible and focus on the bad political situation caused by some anti-social groups and i dont think whole group can be blamed, the condition as i know is improving, adn the history of the state is marvellous, baanke-bihari ji is godly! biharis are strong and supportive people and a yo for them!

Nupur Barua said...

BIHARIS R D MOST ENERGETIC PERSONS BCOZ DEY CN WORK HARD .

Anonymous said...

Biharis......well first scientist ARYABHATT born in south but moved on bihar 4 getting some knowledge.....and in the region named TAREGNA in bihar....he invented...."zero"
without them tumhari aukat nhi hai 9 k upar count karne ki....pure world ki pehli university bihar me thi...jahan puri duniya se log aate the padhne k liye...aur ise bihar me banwaya b tha ek rajasthani king ne...bcz he know nalanda region of bihar....which mean "There is no end of Knowledge"

Anonymous said...

Come On Bihari Logo Stop being hyper sensitive - do not take your self too seriously, learn to laugh at your self. Have you ever heard a Sardar raving and ranting like you guys are doing - Sardars tell sardar jokes.

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